Kim for the past 3 months on her “take down mission”:

Either way, I am here for the controversy, I am here for the notes, I am here for it all

I AM SO ALIVE RIGHT NOW!!!

I would love to be Aubrey’s mother right now, because we all know he didn’t just pay the exact amount.

I love the female body and I know that body shaming is wrong and that’s not what I’m about, that’s not the type of person that I am.

I read this and thought “I guess this is something” ended off with a deep sigh, and a sip of my coffee.

Your comment sounds 500x better

When white men act like victims of racial injustice it often sounds like the whinings of a 3 year old, rolling on the ground demanding ice cream whenever someone else gets to have some, when they have just had ice cream, and shared with no one.

Of course not, but the way it reads, its jusy hard believe him.

Then why ask the question?

Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy. Thanks for asking. That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.

Vogue should be known more for “inflated titles” and “delusions of grandeur”

All I read was

Outstanding Comedy Series

He annoys the crap out of me, but #TeamCalvin because I want the tea...

All that tweet was missing was a dick pic attached to end of its douche appeal.

Okay how much does Taylor pay these men, because this is just sad... how are they already meeting parents? they started dating yesterday. There is a picture for every little thing.

*sigh*

Khloe Kardashian doesn’t understand why we can’t enjoy her creative writing.

I wish I had Amber Rose’s open schedule, and bank account