My wife and I are never having kids, and this weekend, I was at a work event, and I had someone tell me that there’s a chance that we’ll accident onto children like they did. I won’t. My wife and I are both near 40 and she has an IUD. Every time this happens, I want to drum up some crocodile tears and go on about how…

“Actually, I’m <jazz hands> STERILE!”

But then they just start giving ‘advice,’ which is often detailed descriptions of how you should be having sex.

You missed “Being honest?”

Isn’t that kind of sad that he felt he had to dump a white woman because his own people would shit on his image? I’m actually really intrigued by the Tupac letters because he really was a brilliant mind and didn’t get enough credit for it at the time.

It’s amazing how not only are they here, but they’re approved commenters AND getting 10+ stars on their comments.

Oil is treated as a finite resource due to the time it takes to create more. If we used up all reserves we had this year we would effectively run out for at least a decade provided a new source wasn’t found.

... and you’ll keep saying that even as you get hotter and hotter in the summer, the seas keep rising higher and higher, and the weather gets even more chaotic, unpredictable and violent than ever.

Rich does not equal “smart”. thanks for playing.

So, you don’t know the difference between climate and weather. Boy, those creationist/climate change denying science classes did a good job! You are ignorant as fuck.

The funniest part was when you called everyone who’s more intelligent and less gullible than you, “retards”. Unfortunately, once it became clear you weren’t being sarcastic, it got much less funny.

It’s probably got something to do with you seeing a headline in 2013, putting it in your pocket, and then never looking at global warming headlines again, or bothering to take a look at any data. Unfortunately, this has the side effect of you not realizing that the 10 warmest years on record have occurred since 1998.

Prove it.

I know this is a terrible way to feel, but I’m not as sad as I should be that deniers will be hurt far worse by this.

Fuck it, I’ll fat shame his shameful ass too...

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

If the justification for the travel ban was so they could take 90 days to improve vetting (which is already extensive but anyway), that 90 days that has long since already passed. Why do we still “need” the damn travel ban?

This devastated me. There’s no escape from partisan bullshit in any branch whatsoever. The U.S. never flourishes under Conservative bullshit and yet so many have embraced it. So glad Trump now gets to stack the court because people found Hilary cold and “criminal.” /s

Lane splitting is illegal in my state, which makes me happy. You wait in line like the rest of us. I still see some ride in the shoulder during traffic jams, which is still very unsafe.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?