This. I tell people, “If you get moved to the front of the line, THAT’S BAD”.

If you are waiting, it’s a good thing. It means you aren’t about to die. The person who gets taken right in with no waiting and no paperwork is about to die without immediate help. Go back to dicking around on your phone and be thankful that you are waiting.

I once went to an ER for what was an Urgent Care issue, but I couldn’t find an urgent care center. The intake nurse apologized for the wait and cracked up when I replied “I’ve been in an ER before. Unless you hop in carrying your severed leg, you’re gonna wait. I brought a book.”

Cool, luckily my parents were good people who didn’t spend their lives and power fucking over other people. My childhood was already worse than anything the littlest Trump could imagine, so whatever. I hate to burst your bubble, but there isn’t any logic to suffering. Bad people get good things, good people get bad…

Yeah, how many times do people bitch at liberals for complaining about, like, microagressions because people are being tortured and killed in other countries or whatever? So....I mean. Until all the refugees have homes and child poverty no longer exists, I say go right on ahead not giving one wet shit about Barron…

People like you are the reason he won the election. You’re so backwards you think attacking someone so you can praise yourself for sticking up for a boy billionaire is more important that standing up for millions of children who are actually suffering and going to suffer. Pick your battles and maybe let the super rich…

Fine. Whatevs. I sincerely don’t care. He’s going to grow up to be the same kind of shit as his dad and all his siblings anyway. His worst “suffering” is going to be not having the private school of his choice and maybe not having friends. Millions of kids would kill for that life. Sorry, I spent all shits caring…

This is why I will never feel bad about anyone making fun of Baron Trump, and I hope no school in DC takes him and all the kids around him hate him. Until Trump cares about other people’s kids, I won’t give two shits about his.

Wait and see! Wait and see! I’m sure he’s just pulling us backward for so we can all get a good run-up at equality!

But, see, you are mostly describing the wedding. I am not changing my last name. I am not having my father walk me down the aisle; if it were going to be anyone, it’d be my mom. White dress? Negotiable. It might be a soft color, but I am not going to do some stark white dress. The jig is up.

Uh, yeah >.>

I’m a legal immigrant who came with my husband, a high-skill worker (not Muslim and not Mexican, though Latina) and I’m scared to death. I’m afraid to travel. I’m afraid to speak my first language outside the home (and have gotten some very strange glances when I do). The atmosphere has become hostile to every sort of…

As long as you’re using an ‘alternative definition’ of “no one” to mean ‘lots and lots of people’ then yes you are correct.

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

We have to amplify this shit because it’s so easy for it to get lost in the cacophony, but this is 100% illegal and we cannot let it stand. Let’s be loud.

The thing is, if he makes it out of this without any truly horrendous results (unlikely) we will have to listen to years of “I was, frankly, the greatest president ever. That’s what they tell me...” Our only hope of avoiding that fate is him in a prison jumpsuit or total global destruction. Small prices to pay, sure,…

It looks like McMaster is explaining to Trump’s parents what he’s going to do now that he got Donald pregnant.

It’s not. But that’s the hypocrisy. Women are sexual objects pretty much up for grabs as soon as men say so. But boys? Not the same. 

Clutch your pearls any harder and you might finally achieve orgasm.

All I've got to add is this: A good friend of mine (female) once said: "There are guys with a small penis that know how to use it, and there's guys with a large penis that don't know how to use it, but there is absolutely nothing better than a man who has a big penis and knows how to use it."