More annoying than Cubs and Cardinals fans: fans who use ‘we’ to talk about people they pay to watch. You don’t go see a band and then talk about how ‘we’ played an amazing show.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

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Dear god, CALM DOWN.

I think I’m doing ok! But thanks!

Okay a couple of things:

Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.

I was a college kid who made sure to watch this round on a 13" box TV with bunny ear antenna. No fucking golfer will ever again have that kind of magic.

It’s pretty common practice for photos to be taken with and of stillborn babies in the hospital. When I was doing my maternity rotation in nursing school one of the women on the unit I was assigned to had a baby that was stillborn. The pregnancy was nearly full term and had been completely normal, but something…

In Yoruba photography, siblings that have passed are often included in family photos in the form of their sibling, in many cases twin, posing as a stand-in. In the attached photo above of triplets, the male siblings died, while their sister survived. The center image is of her, dressed as she normally would, flanking…

“And after supper He took the cup of wine and having blessed it said ‘Drink this all of you, for this is my blood of the new covenant, and it is shed for you and for many, excepting the young women, who are clearly slatterns and sluts’”

Otherwise, McCraw said, it would come down to a “he said-she said” situation, and the school could not act on it.

Thor always was the best Avenger

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

The fucking entitlement. I mean, I’m an atheist; I don’t think there’s anything left in those bones. But using someone else’s remains, someone you never knew, never sought consent from, to perform your crackpot religious rites is fucking wrong.

Thus proving that Trump is, as everyone has been saying, the inevitable end-result of Republican policies for the last few decades. He’s so dangerous, but I actually love that he is saying out loud the things that the GOP has stood for for years, exposing their true beliefs. They kept saying, “No! It’s about the lives…

Yes, tell me some more, SUSAN, why progressives who are upset if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination should vote Trump or stay home. Oh wait, how bout instead you just go fuck yourself.

You have blown my mind and I wish I knew you.

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.