What are these people all bent out of shape about?

Yes, but only if they write for Motor Trend

Yes, but they are now SPRAKJAHOPEN.

If I won the Powerball, I would consider getting a K-egg. Because I might be able to text CvK at random hours asking for his opinion on things. Like, “Chris, whaddya think of the latest episode of Designated Survivor?”. That kind of stuff. CvK, being a gentleman an’ all, would prolly respond.

Wow you really are a fucking moron

I take it all back, BMW owners.

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

Are we sure it wasn’t Toyota Highlanders?

I can almost hear the free-range BMW in the background snickering.

You’re wrong about the brake rotors. I say stick with OE. Duralast rotors are made with cheap steel and warp in a year. Honda rotors last ten years (at least on my car). Your call.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

You can order them with the Speaker Delete Package, and they’ll run you two grand.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Mercedes will let you do it 2 or 3 times, though.

This could have all be avoided. I hope we will come up with some better training for the operation of complicated machines. I think you should be required to complete a minimum of 100 hours of training before they let you use these things on your own. I’m going to start demanding that the government look into why…

Cut the poor guy some slack. After years of building Ford gearboxes, he just figured everything grinds.

Toyota would never let this happen. #groundedtotheground

Can we just play through this Presidency?

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It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.