Jack Schaap he could not fap

The one eating whatever the fuck that is in the back looks like the cat when it's horking up a hair ball except in reverse.

You might want to consider taking the older cat in for a check up. Older cats can develop hyper-thyroidism which jacks up their metabolism. It can be 'fixed' with meds. Also - speaking from personal experience here - weight loss can be a sign of something more serious that if ignored can be bad.

No doubt. The absolute WORST. They talk through the whole thing, at normal volume and when they're not talking, they're snoring 'cause they've nodded off. Brutal.

I'm picturing 'Grandpa's Mirror' as a Christian metal band.

Me too. I'd love to see a studio like that exist where I live. It's precisely the reason why I take private lessons. I realize that my weight means I may have to do certain poses differently so I want to make sure I'm working with someone who can instruct me one on one. It's more expensive for sure, but I'd rather pay…

"...three in the cage are infected."

So I'm just gonna put this out there.

Totally not the point they were getting at. It's not about who's prettier, that's the Disney version which is easier for children to eat up.

She used the term 'wouldn't've' in one of her books. Unforgivable.

Dip 'em in Soy Sauce. Trust me. :)

I'm declaring this week over. I need it to be over. This week has been an asshole.

Absolutely! I've done it twice I love it so much. Stay in the Quarter if it's your first time. Lots to see and do. Try and be there over a weekend so you're there when they close off Royal to traffic and it fills up with musicians. Being there solo, I ended up meeting and chatting with so many people. Totally great.

That's awesome! So much better than moping at home.

If I'm dining out alone - which I do often in my travels - I am not going to relegate myself to sitting at the bar! I will sit at a table like everyone else who is there for a meal, in a chair that my feet can touch the floor in. When I'm out for a meal I want to watch the bartender pour drinks and wash glasses about…

So I just got home from San Francisco. I'm definitely glad to be home but I'm missing the trumpet player in Union Square that played me to sleep every night.

That was pretty much how I felt when I saw it on the midnight showing. However, I just watched it a second time (promised my sister I'd go with her), and the abrupt editing seemed markedly less so and I connected way more with the significant characters. I feel much better about it now than I did Friday morning (not…

I saw a movie today and was distractednhalfnthe time by the woman across the aisle lighting up her KNITTING with her cell phone.

Right? Surprisingly lovely. When I came out of the theatre there wasn't one snarky thing I could say about it...and that's rare. ;)

When I was in my early 20s, almost monthly for a full year I kept receiving (unsolicited) brochures and special offers telling me to start thinking about making my own funeral arrangements. Disconcerting...