half unrelated but if someone doesn’t stick amy schumer in a dress with a structured shoulder soon i will secede from this nation

I do think a movie about Reagan’s Alzheimer’s and how it affected the presidency would be fascinating but it would by no means be a comedy.

i’m honestly starting to get a little worried about him

I ate a Gracias Madre on Wednesday for the first time and it was quite delicious!

Don’t talk back to Grandma! Go on and pick your switch

I bet Solange is disappointed Bey forgave Jay and reconciled with him. Hence the shade.

Do they not have proofreaders in Alabama?

I... have no idea what the hell you think you just read.

weird that she thanked everyone but solange

There is a lot to unpack here.

Yes, Jay-Z fucked up more, but it is also not great to possibly sleep with a man you know is married. And the (what looks like) bragging about it on Instagram for attention is really what got her in deep shit. Yes, I agree that people should take the hating on her down a notch, but she’s no angel either baby.

Good.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

I’m in.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

So your friend is a unicorn?

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”