It’s unbelievably easy to recommit to something when you have already broken that commitment, found out the other side wasn’t worth it, and got away with the deed cleanly. That’s actually not re-committing, that’s shopping.

In the words of the great Hannibal Buress, name all of the levels specifically. It’s not a narrative I’m creating, it’s reality. If you are cheating, it is (at its most simple) because you value (note i said value, not want) something outside of your relationship more than what’s in it currently.

Yikes. This is a very condescending piece. I wouldn’t use detox pearls, don’t get me wrong. But there are some pretty painful, pretty frustrating things that can go wrong in your lady business that no amount of doctor visits cures. Sometimes doctors don’t know what the f is going on. So the very understandable fact…

You’re doing God’s work.

I love me some Chipotle, and I can’t wait to leave work so I can walk through that line and build my lil burrito.