that was so evocatively written.

People are incredibly suggestible. Every age has had their hucksters and snake oil salesmen. Social media just makes it easier and cheaper to reach a wider audience.

The placebo effect. 

Well, I mean, if you’re hooking up with the guy you’re basically sharing the “natural” dick all his previous hookups have had, so why quibble over the “manmade” one?  Also, easier to sterilize a dildo.

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

Snooki peed on a Peloton bike.

Sounds like they are really workin on kraken that code. 

In the 2009 remake of Zatoichi, a couple of gangsters get their hands on swords and immediately accidentally cut each other up. Theoretically, you have to use rattan swords for years before they let you handle a real one - those damn things are really sharp.

That’s not true. Chiropractors magically acquire knowledge in all areas of medicine after studying the spine for a little while. Since the spine connects to everything, they’re basically superdoctors that connect everything. That’s how come so many of their practices also include diet supplements, essential oils, cold…

Why does any straight, white, cis man do ANYTHING stupid?? They feel the world owes them. They feel entitled to. They have never been truly held accountable for abusing their privilege. They have the privilege of assuming they’d win in a fight to the death. They are naive and narcissistic enough to believe any judge…

She gets a sword.

I always wondered what happened to that kid...

I’d have to guess his ex-wife will spend 12 weeks training while he spends 12 weeks shopping around for fancy swords, so this wont end well for him at all.

I assume all the top law schools teach all forms of hand-to-hand combat including bladed weapons. 

wouldnt it be great if the other lawyer really was trained in sword fighting. The roman spectator in me would pay to watch that.

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

We recently went from renting to owning, and the house we were renting had a den and a living room. The home we bought has one living room, and my husband and I are simpatico to a degree that I didn’t think was real. We often say we have a cuddling problem, which is that cuddling often makes us late for work, and when…

Unless raising children in a conventional way is the goal, I see no point in marriage at all. I especially do not get it when very rich people marry each other. Back when I was married, living jointly was not really fully accepted. But marrying only to live apart baffles me to no end. What is the point? My ex and I…

Rule of thumb for any New! Super! Awesome! product created for anything to do with vaginas: it causes cancer. New kind of disposable menstrual product with bells and whistles? Cancer. New birth control that means you don’t have to have a period? (Remember the ad blitz for Yaz?) Cancer. Cheaper sex toys? Cancer. New…

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...