The people who are grossed out by others pooping in public restrooms need to get over it. That’s literally what they’re made for. I don’t give a single fuck if someone is grossed out about the fact that I used a public restroom to defecate. I’ve got several family members with colitis or IBS, and my stomach is tetchy…

It is grotesque that they are referring to her killer as her “ex”. He’s an ex because she isn’t alive anymore, what the actual fuck. Also the kink community is pretty hardcore about safety, and the biggest thing they depend on is trust. This is not kink gone wrong, as he clearly didn’t give a shit about her afterwards…

Pooping is frowned upon in public bathrooms??? I mean, it's not pleasant, but it's a public bathroom lol. Not everyone can wait until they get home.

Yup. Had a New York Asshole (by accent anyway) Yelling at a guy in a stall for stinking up the bathroom at an even in a university I used to work at.

Somebody’s ass must be sore from Trump and Putin fucking it...

I think it’s also important to remember that 10-12 years ago, no one was available for constant texting, Facebook messaging, or video chatting. We’re now all suddenly supposed to be expected to drop everything for anyone the moment they reach out through any channel (and there are many!).

Relationships are work, though. Not all work is paid, nor does it necessarily make sense to change that. But they are work, and they do involve labor. Being there for someone to rant to, providing them emotional support and/or advise, scheduling future get-togethers, figuring out how to communicate with different…

The plague pops up pretty regularly all over the world. New Mexico seems particularly susceptible for some reason. It is easily treated with antibiotics. No big deal.

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Originally I couldn’t stand Guy Fieri.  The yelling, the crappy fried food and menu at his restaurants, the seeming shallowness.  Then I heard a lot about his charity efforts and my kid started watching Guy’s Grocery Games.  I have completely warmed to him now.  He is so gracious on that show.

To be fair I think it was from one of his earlier writings before it was a cliche; he may have unintentionally invented the trope.

I’d love to see those surveys.

Warren’s slogan: “Dream Big, Fight Hard”

It’s the same ridiculous tone policing that white men have been doing for eons. And note that Bernie Sanders literally yells (which I’m absolutely fine with btw) and he is rarely taken to task for it. Warren is even tempered in comparison, but that doesn’t stop the tone policing.

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

According to legend, the singer/songwriter/mathematician Tom Lehrer is responsible; he put vodka in Jell-O when he was in the Army to circumvent the military rules against alcohol. I am repeating this because I desperately want it to be true.

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

Drag them Massholes! Throw them into the Harbor!

I am all for the “Fuck you, I can be hot at any age” thing Kathy Griffin’s got going on these last few years, but she also tunes the hell out of her pics. Her belly button is tiny already, maybe partially due to a tummy tuck that I am not sure actually happened but have heard of, so it’s probably just blurred out with…