For the record, Trump did not demand a moat with alligators.

I think what often happens is that the relationship starts to crumble and the couple gets married to try to save it, that doesnt work, and they get divorced. 

They’re state-level laws, although California does have one.

7 year loans.

“how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around.”

Maybe he means he only likes anatomically modern humans. No habilis or erectus, please, and Denisovans and Neanderthals are iffy.

My husband and I went on a honeymoon cruise, and one night the entertainment was a Newlywed Game style audience participation show where they picked a newlywed couple from the audience, a couple that had been married the longest, and a couple in between to participate as contestants. We were the newlywed couple. In…

Once I was sitting in an airport bar waiting for my flight and a German couple was sitting next to me. At one point, the lady sneezed and I said “bless you” instead of “gesundheit.” This happened a decade ago and I still think about it at least once a week.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Wait, don’t you realize that murder carries the *death penalty*? No one would risk that, that’s why the murder rate is now zero!

I had a lab/chow mix when I was in my teens/early 20's and he was the most laid back dog I’ve ever had. I miss that fluffy goofball.

Tens of thousands of unwanted dogs get gassed every year. Don’t buy a dog. Adopt a dog. Adopt a senior dog. Paying for a dog is buying into a vile world of puppy-mill torture and misery. Even if you think your dog comes from a “respectable” breeder, many of them are veiled shit houses.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

This is a fact, and it’s the literal reason I’m not having kids, besides the extreme cost and sleep deprivation. I’m a boss ass bitch. I take charge by default. There is no man alive who could properly co-parent with me, and I have like zero faith that my own amazing husband would co-parent equally. He wasn’t brought…

Of course the reason moms just get shit done is because they often have no choice. Even the most progressive, well-meaning fathers simply don’t engage in the same way as a mother because women are socially trained from the youngest age to carry the mental load of everyone else’s problems, while men have been trained…

I blame the masculinity of climate denial on those Ford F150 commercials with Dennis Leary that started like ten years ago. The F150 has been one of the top selling vehicles in America the entire time and their entire marketing strategy is that it's a manly man's pussy slaying Prius eating deer killing machine.  Truck…

Yeah, in a world where someone has already dressed up as the Joker and committed horrible crimes, if you haven’t thought about whether people might be inspired by a Joker film you’re either a dumbass or willfully ignorant.

“This young lady is selling fear, and it’s disgusting. Now, let’s take a break to acknowledge our sponsor, GoldMarket. GoldMarket--the coming collapse of the Fed is coming, buy gold and protect your assets! Next, hippes are rabid and dangerous. We’ll spend the next three hours showing you a clip of one biting someone…

Fox News: You should only fear the things that we tell you to fear, like Mexican rapists in every taco truck and black men who kneel during the national anthem. 

You’re officially “that guy.”