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Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

I remember during the protests around the time of the inauguration seeing a sign that said something like “We should have been at brunch right now” and remember thinking “That’s part of the problem, isn’t it?” Getting rid of the orange man is only step one.

You know something you see in strange places with Latinos in TX and FL in particular. Living in TX now, those who have several generations been in TX lean incredibly right and really tout their Americanness. In FL, the older Cuban population, are so anti-Castro they will vote Republican without a second thought. Its

I keep reminding myself that he repeatedly fails at getting the nomination when he runs. The longer he keeps on doing his Biden thing, the higher the likelihood that the Obama glow wears off.

Warren’s steady rise in the polls is giving me hope.

Ugh. I feel so many mixed feelings about this. Netflix 100% duped these people and they should be held accountable for that. But I also believe that many of these people have been duped by “medical professionals” who hock them alternative diagnoses and therapies for the symptoms they experience. I think a sincere

WiFi Sensitivity, Electromagnetic Sensitivity, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and other vague environmental sensitives. Which, to be fair, are psychosomatic. I haven’t seen the show though so I can’t comment on how Netflix handled the subject matter.

When you’re socialized and conditioned to never think of yourself and serve other people your whole life, why is it funny when you no longer have anyone to serve anymore? Ha, ha all the children are out of the house, and now mom is a loser with no one to talk to.

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Most likely they are the bones of the countless plebs fawning the empire.

Yeah, because the first 25 of these movies were auteur crafted arthouse masterpieces.

The crunching is coming from the bones of her enemies, which are spread out and compacted on all the flooring surfaces.

I hope they are just fake, because holy shit it must smell like 300 very old ladies in there. 

They use the term gifted so it sounds more like a lovely gesture from a devoted boyfriend than what likely entailed one or two phone calls from his manager.

It’s gotten more popular and it drives me insane. What was wrong with “gave?”

Because her floor is covered in crushed white rhino horns, duh.

I would assume that it took so long to nicely/decoratively destroy so many fucking roses that the first petals pulled were basically potpourri by the time the job was finished, so a lot of them might be a bit crispy.

Asking the important questions! 

Only someone who hasn’t walked on a floor covered in a couple inches of rose petals would ask such a silly question.

Am I the only one who hates when people use the verb “gifted?

Yeah, technically, that’s what unions used to do.