Yup, you know those women, always rushing out to find the nearest neckbeard and milk him for all the free Hot Pockets, Mt Dew and Doritos they can stomach. Nothing says “I’m a catch” like “I still live with mom, but I have a private entrance.”

Especially because it mostly doesn’t happen, and is a delusion primarily conceived by socially maladjusted men/boys who can’t conceive of a woman having her own personality outside of seeking their approval and attention.

Couples do not have a sexual orientation - the people in the couples do. This person is not a lesbian, and has requested that people stop referring to her as such.

You aren’t relying on yourself when you get a loan from a bank either, you fucking idiot

And I guess if the bank doesn’t find you creditworthy for a parental leave loan, you can go to the local payday lender place and use the kid as collateral. Problem solved! 

I just think it’s funny that Beyonce can sell a starvation diet and all she gets is mild snark, but other female celebrities do it and everyone is on them for promoting unhealthy eating. I can’t stand the Kardashians and their stupid diet teas either but how are they more evil than Beyoncé’s starvation diet, that…

“ half-curious and half-terrified of finding out why that was his go-to insect that he assumed was biting him”

I’m generally not in favour in commercial surrogacy but it sounds like you have a caring relationship. Out of interest - what care is in place for your surrogate for Postnatal mental health? I found this the most brutal part of pregnancy and know someone who suffered from serious psychosis and still has daily…

I love Beyonce, but for this one thing, seriously, fuck Beyonce. Weighing 175 lbs isn’t “every woman’s nightmare”. I weigh more than that, and it’s certainly not a nightmare for me. It stings that she thinks it is. What *is* a nightmare is living in a world where women and girls are influenced by celebrities like…

I'd pay cash money to see that.

Oh wow. As someone who had to get a LEEP procedure after a bad pap while having no fucking clue anything was amiss, this woman can go fuck herself forever.

By the time your body “communicates” that it has cancer, you’re basically dying. What a fucking idiot.

brb, need to go make a thousand burner accounts to give this the stars it deserves.

This reminds me of a performance piece/skit series in the late 90's, in Austin Texas. I forget the name of the entire show...something mock scolding about not jumping on the bed. Anyway, without prior warning we witnessed a piece about Prucella The Pussy Puller. She came out dressed as a masked Mexican wrestler, mask…

I find it sadly unsurprising that, after publishing numerous articles over the years decrying the lack of public discussion about the post-natal effects of childbirth on women’s bodies and sexual feelings, Jezebel would ridicule a celebrity for using her media time to publicly discuss the post-natal effects of…

To my fellow asian brothers and sisters, white people arent looking out for you. They never will no matter how much they say they have “yellow fever”. You will never become one of them by adjacency. You will get kicked to the curb when everyone is gone too. REMEMBER THE CHINESE EXCLUSION ACT!

People think she can’t be racist because she’s Chinese? Tell that to the Chinese government locking up Uyghurs. 

got married and regressed back to the mean.  

Hey everyone, watch this: I’m going to think of a terrible pun related to this disturbing situation and then just... not say it.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.