I’m pretty sure I’ve looked at cake with that expression.

I was just going to post that I hope he loves her - romantically or not -  if she asked him to be godfather to her daughter.

You asked, I answered. I'm (not) sorry that wasn't the answer you were looking for, but the truth can hurt

Thank you!  I love all of my close friends, and could well look fondly at them on their 40th birthday.  IT DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE FUCKING.

It’s all pandering, it's fucking advertising. But it's not pandering for the specific reasons that YOU were implying. It's not an ad that is reassuring women that men will still want their vagina even if it's hairy. That's like...not even remotely close bud.

“Why is everyone on me here?”

- Signed, User name: Johnson

LOLOLOL that doesn’t explain anything you fucking dingdong lol. God what is even happening

Don’t generalize sexual preferences, you toaster.

I have absolutely ZERO interest in what a guy thinks of my "pie". 

This comment doesn't even make sense to me. 

You do realize that not everyone here is hung up on dick, right?

Not only did he sign up during peacetime, he would have washed out of the Naval Academy if his dad and grandfather weren’t admirals. And before he was shot down for good, he crashed three other planes. If not for his family, he’d have been grounded after the second crash (if not fired) and thus never had the…

Imagine if your greatest achievement in life was that your dad was tortured before you were born? 

I’m sure the Vietnamese would love to talk about their time in the Hanoi Hilton while the French (you know, the ones who invited us over to fuck with the Vietnamese?) were at the concierge desk.

Bullshit we are not in the dark ages, even places in this country where physicians are sparse are still bound by legal and ethical codes of conduct. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, helping one child who likely would have survived anyway given the glaring evidence of her ineptitude and lack of knowledge…

Yes, I am going to be That Person:

White privilege isn’t about being wealthy.

WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How is she not under the jail? How did she get to just come back here? How is her “medical facility” still operating. This chick only has a HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. That’s less than nothing when it comes to administering to sick patients.