mocena
mocena
mocena

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Did not specify if that sex was with _another_ person while wearing Airpods. Maybe they didn’t want anyone to hear what movie was playing on their phones.

fake fucking study

Most of these studies generally have a 10% bias of people who either don’t understand WTF is going on, or answer yes/no just to be assholes. So probably legit only ~7-10% have worn then during sex.

I mean, it would be fucking hard to fuck IN airpods, they’re pretty fucking tiny.

During sex doesn’t necessarily mean more than one person.

Sounds like a good way to lose airpods.

Oh you know, you're just walking home listening to music, then bam! having sex right on the corner of Main and Washington, no time to take them out.

I like how he also just throws Lincoln in there on a complete, self-recognized, unsubstantiated whim. “If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly.”

My son is 4 years old. You’re selling 4 year olds short on their comprehension.

Tell him the play stars underage Russian hookers.

“If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly”

Well, when he explains it like that...how can you not agree that he needs intensive psychiatric care?

All the misandry .GIFs.

As a short person of color I do not move over for white people. At some point in my life I realized most didn’t even see me (invisible) or they felt entitled to simply walk straight while I moved over. Not any more.

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.