Was she taking the bar? Because last I checked, you have a degree and THEN you take the bar. I’m gonna be real pissed if I spent all that time studying for the bar after I graduated for no reason.

Yes, I am aware that it is illegal.  But it is not grifting.

A crime, sure.  But not grifting.

Fucking seriously.

Sure.  But it isn’t grifting.

Hiding your car from repo isn’t grifting. Failing to pay your rent isn’t grifting. Being poor isn’t grifting. Being a victim of domestic violence who is trying to get away from it isn’t grifting.  Writing positive articles about Putin isn’t even grifting.

I think Brian Austin Green is referring to Fox as the butterfly and giving her public permission to fuck around.

I fail to see the problem here.

I will never ever forget when Tara Reid said that Paris Hilton was a really good friend because she helped Tara get over her “fear of parasailing.”

The thing that galls me the most is that Biden didn’t even TRY. He joined up late, half-assed everything, told everyone he would win, and then everyone went “Oh, uh, I guess he said he wins so he wins?” It’s bad enough we have to deal with Trump, now we have to deal with this shit as our option?

Poppers aren’t just an inhalant, it’s a type of inhalant(amyl nitrate) specifically aimed to helping you relax your asshole. Hence the prodigious use in gay clubs.

It kind of goes to show that people can both have technical skill and the intelligence to use it to do things like open heart surgery but also don’t have enough morals to love their way out of a paper bag. The constant conflation in this society of success (at business, at medicine...) with moral worth and authority is…

That is not wise, dude. You must know that you are in direct contact with people who have been in contact with Covid-19 patients and aren’t showing symptoms yet.  I mean, shit, you work in a hospital, how do you not know this?!

My dad is awesome and he was in top form that summer.  

When I was 19, I decided to learn to make pies. I made a bunch of different pies and then for the first time, I tried key lime. Also for the first time, I just bought a crust instead of making one. The goddamn foil pan folded in half like a fucking taco right as I was putting it in the oven, and all the filling…

Yeah, I’ve been very fucking thankful to be rid of my ex lately.  Five years for me too, and my God, am I lucky to be out of that shit.  He wouldn’t have been able to quarantine without killing us both, literally.

My partner and I have two little kids, a seven year old and an almost three year old. I’m working from home, my partner is off with pay (for now?) and so he’s taking care of the kids most of the time and teaching the big one. We’re so busy it’s insane. Every spare second either of us have is dedicated to keeping the…

My kids are obsessed with pasta, don’t get me wrong. They don’t see me eat though, I do it hunched over my laptop in the corner while I’m trying to wfh.

I am eating the leftover pasta from dinners so I can save the “good” food (fruits, veggies, good proteins) for the kids. Ah, parenthood.

The more I watch that gif, the more I want to watch the outtakes.