I don’t get why you need to own a gun personally if you have two jobs which arm you as a part of your uniform.

If these fucking dipshits can’t get it together long enough to understand that their SPERM COUNT doesn’t make them a man, I really don’t think that they’re going to be able to understand anything as complicated as taking a daily pill.  That’s why it didn’t need to be addressed in an interview. Because it’s that…

Respect is earned. The default should be disrespect. Why not treat social institutions cynically? They prop up a fundamentally unfair and flawed system. The system that has somehow resulted in someone like Trump being able to destroy countless lives. Why the hell should we respect that?

They have a $111 million in annual revenue. The company gives 10% of its revenue to charitable causes. The shareholders still pocketed 90% of that. The fact that SOME good could conceivably come from a company does not negate the fact that the reason for that company’s existence is to make money. If that wasn’t…

Baking pedantry is best pedantry.  Gold star!

One thing I’ve always been thankful for is that my parents raised me with a healthy disrespect for authority and convention.  Why, exactly, should we respect the president?  Because he tricked a bunch of people into voting for him?  Naw, I’m good.

How is it “socially responsible” to take money from monsters? How could that possibly ever be necessary?

I was going to say, there’s no fucking way that dumbass knows what a chignon is.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COOL ELECTRIC CAR PART THO

Nope, I’m there with you.  

Okay, hold the fucking phone.  If those were all just rose petals on the floor, WHY ARE THEY CRUNCHING WHEN SHE WALKS ON THEM.

Their HR department is looking to CYA, is what it was doing.  Human Resources is not for the benefit of employees, it is for the benefit of the company.  Which is not to say that they cannot occasionally solve or ameliorate problems, but no employee should be tricked into thinking that HR is out to protect them.  That…

There are 300 million people, but how many of those people are the parents of children who are in rear-facing carseats?  And that’s not even counting the people who accidentally leave their kids in the car but the kid doesn’t die.

Let Snooki fucking live, man.  She could have been nursing and drinking at the same time and it would have been fucking fine, you have to be INSANELY drunk for your baby to get any amount of intoxicated through breast-milk.

I don’t think whatever we’d pay would be worth moving.

There’s a yearly lawyer softball tourney in my city and it is Very Serious Business, would that count?

WRONG BUTTON!!!!

I think it should be considered part of it since, if it had been what it was initially intended to be, it would have been a part of the Renaissance.  

I cannot BELIEVE you not only did not rank The Emperor’s New Groove first, but did not even include it.  THE NERVE.  That’s the best goddamn Disney movie of all time.

It’s incredibly harmful.  When women are seen like that, as objects but also as givers who dedicate themselves to other peoples’ comfort and art, it saps women of their agency and individuality.  If all you are supposed to do is give and sacrifice, what value do you even have as a person?