You know what has been pissing me off lately?  There is already a remedy in the law for someone making “baseless” accusations which cause you damage.  It’s called suing for defamation.  That has not stopped being an option!  If someone lies and said you did something that you didn’t do, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. …

That whole “stay in your wheelchair” thing is ridiculous, honestly. Most women have no problem walking after giving birth. The hospitals make you stay in the chair when you’re transported so they aren’t liable if you fall, but that doesn’t mean that you actually need to be there.

Oh no! I have her album that she did with Freddie Mercury. So sad!

Homemade hummus, pimento cheese dip, cheese straws...

Lol October Fools!

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

Oh, and the adoption was finalized in November.  

That was three years ago, that I posted that. We’ve been happily married for two years and have a little baby boy who is sixteen months old today. Life is very very good. Fuck the haters.

Man, what it must be like to go into interviews and have people tell you over and over how much better than you your partner is, and how little you deserve what you have.  Like, my husband is in much better shape than me, but no one goes on and on about how lucky I am that he lets me touch him.  Because that is a…

I was immediately turned off by the first trailer I saw, in which Oscar Isaac declares that he won’t ask out Olivia Wilde yet because when he does, he’ll never love anyone else for the rest of his life. Like, that’s shitty manipulative behavior, and I’m fucking tired of people putting this tripe in movies as some…

I think he should do a live-action version of “Everyone Poops.”

A) That’s already a thing.

Lol at drinking cold water. That is the silliest thing I’ve ever fucking heard. Please cite to a study that says that water temperature makes a goddamn bit of difference in anything.  

Nope! There was also Ginger Snaps Back, which took place in a mental institution of sorts. It was phenomenal.

There was also a weird prequel, if you recall.  I love all three of those movies...

My point is that what these assholes think is that they don’t care if he did it or not because they don’t think it is that bad. 

I highly recommend not reading the greys.  Ugh.

I mean OR she’s correct but she still doesn’t have a chance against a powerful witch like Beyonce, so she shouldn’t have tried to sue because it’ll only get worse now.

Penises.  As soon as possible.  You can start with yours, if you’d like.

Too late, he has seen my short hair and two-babies-later belly.  Ah well.