He’s a MAN. Why on EARTH would he ever shut up and listen?  

A) Juries don’t laugh things out of court. That’s what motions to dismiss are for and they are decided by the court, not the jury.

As President, dude should know that ICE is not the primary law enforcement group that is supposed to be going after gang violence in this country, but GOD FORBID he mention anything the FBI does in a good light.

There is no way a guidance counselor wasn’t involved in helping this kid graduate early and there’s no way in HELL a good guidance counselor should have advised this track. Someone has steered this kid very very wrong. He is clearly incredibly bright, and if what he wants is to be an astrophysicist, he should have…

That wasn’t a lip sync, that was just dancing to an old song. Hmph.

Yeah, I kind of want to answer all of their assertions of independence with “and kids died from it.” No seatbelts? Kids died. Four year olds wandering around unsupervised? Died. We changed the things we do because kids were dying, not because we are a bunch of neurotics. I read an article the other day extolling the…

I agree, there are tons of kids who run around my apartment complex playing by themselves and it is just like when I was a kid.

And? Lots of people who are domestic abusers are mentally ill or addicts or both. Doesn’t make their abuse less noteworthy or deserving of criticism.

I would prefer if no one mentioned it and he goes from White House directly to prison for doing it.

I am, thank you! 

I think it makes him better that he did all that Swift nonsense. Doofy guys are the best.

There is no way that a dog like that is just walking. I think you meant you pet her when “she goes out for her leashed frolic.”

My husband. Not only did he stay by my side every minute I was in the hospital but when we got home and I was exhausted and weepy, he put me in a bath and shaved my legs. He did a terrible job because he is too gentle but it was probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Have you ever heard anyone say something like that and had it NOT been from the mouth of someone who has had every opportunity to figure out what they had done to deserve whatever it is and obviously just doesn’t want to?

That was pretty much my situation, I was a single mom when I started and I couldn’t be gone every evening even if I lived in a city that had an evening program!

I am in the only accredited online hybrid part time law school in the country and it lets me work full time (and raise my kids) while I study. It is a hell of a lot of work but they have a generous scholarship program and it is made for working professionals.

Wait, hold up. So you’re saying if he was cut off financially or sad about not playing anymore, this could all be chalked up to that?!

I don’t care what gender you are, it doesn’t change the facts.

What you said is that a woman said she was raped. I believe her, not you.

It certainly does sound annoying.