Sure, let’s just leave our kids with random neighbors, because that didn’t result in a bunch of child abuse last time we tried it.

I’m late to the party, so I doubt anyone will see this comment, but the one that always pisses me off is the Idina Menzel in Enchanted. She’s a fucking badass business-woman who gives a little girl an awesome book about inspiring women but what she wants in her heart of hearts is to be a pretty pretty princess? GO…

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people defend dangerous or incompetent parents by saying “At least he loves his kids!” Like, bitch, that is not hard. Kids are inherently lovable. It’s literally biology to love your kids. Being a real parent takes more than just love.

You never know. Ronan Farrow is awesome and his dad is... well.

I legit just whispered “nine-nine” because my husband is on a conference call but I couldn’t help myself. Best show on tv.

Nope! Henry “Asswipe” McMaster!

In the meantime, my governor flat-out said that students were being used by sinister leftists and probably all the students really wanted to do was pray for the families of the students who lost their lives and were probably really shocked that it was more of a... gasp... PROTEST than a prayer meeting.

Ugh, I am not looking forward to that. My eldest is five and it’s so nice not to have to be a part of her bathroom routine!

You must have a much less wiggly baby than me, I am loathing diaper changes with my active little nine month old! He actively tries to die EVERY TIME.

Fuck yeah. Diaper changing is not a bonding activity for crying out loud!

That’s the defense, but it doesn’t look like it’s valid. PACER charges way more than is necessary to cover the costs of providing digital documents. It isn’t that access should be free, but it should relate to the costs of access.

Kind of unrelated, but did you know that there’s a class-action going on regarding how PACER charges to view documents? Apparently they really shouldn’t be charging any money at all because it’s all public records and doesn’t cost the court anything for people to upload the documents.

I didn’t say anything about your mother’s race, and as far as I can tell, neither did you before just now. What I said is that your mother isn’t likely to be honest to you about how stressful and hard it was when you were a child. Even now, she has an interest in continuing to lead you to believe that she was happy…

You were happy. You were a child. I wonder what your mom would say to someone who isn’t her child, someone with whom she could be honest without destroying her memories of her childhood. I wonder how she would talk about those days of stress and terror and insecurity.

HA! $30K??? Amateur.

Dude. Your science is old and your sample is not well gathered. Do you not think that a waiting room at a fertility clinic may have more young women with fertility problems than the general population? That doesn’t mean a goddamned thing. And studies have shown that while yes, some women need fertility treatments,…

“Money is a deterrent in true happiness” is either a subjective or objective statement.

Right? Mine would be like “that’s not cheating, that’s an investment in our future.”

Shit, I’m not even a millenial and I would choose the money. They aren’t asking me if I would leave my actual, living, breathing husband for cash. They’re asking if you’d leave a hypothetical “relationship” for money. Would I get a divorce from my actual husband for that kind of money? Fuck no! I like that guy! …

Don’t be silly! All you have to do is stop worrying about reporting abuse (just accusations, whatever happened to Due Process!), taking care of minorities (build that wall!), worrying about LGBTQIA students (they just want to force us to participate in their perversions!), special needs students (they just want…