Doing the lord’s work out here.

Something like “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”?

I heard that in a proper Australian accent.

Hi there

With 1 important caveat.  Most people can afford to fix a Miata.

Precisely. And also: if your lungs are already so bad that wearing a mask is “intolerable” to you, stay the fuck home while a deadly respiratory virus is running rampant through the country.

Yeah. I mean, besides:

Right? If he’s betting on the “honor” of a woman who has been credibly accused of trafficking minors for sex, that’s not a great bet.

You never go in against a caecilian when death is on the line.

You may not know this, but as a Professional Scientist of Animals and Other Things, let me teach you this simple maxim: All tube shaped animals are presumed venomous until proven otherwise.

Seems like a good time to dust this one off:

TFA doesn’t mention it, but I am 100% sure the car buyer was a white guy. If it had been a POC the Laredo Sherriff’s Department would have sprained their wrists patting themselves on the back over their, “massive drug bust.”

So the car’s a Crack Pipe however much it sold for, amirite?

Kudos to the skid steer operator, that was a far gentler drop than could have been expected.

since being elected to Congress in 1988.

Oh yeah, that’s some “To Protect and Serve” shit right there

/s

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

What could possibly go wrong?