I think they just fucked up the formula for the soft serve at the one I went to b/c the ice cream was practically gummy.

I've been to an A&W recently… what I don't get is why they have such shitty ice cream there. You are going to be selling a LOT of root beer floats. Don't fuck up on the ice cream! LOL

I once went to a Taco Bell that was out of beans. I was like "why are you still open then?"

iQue made a lot of Chinese-specific limited edition handhelds for Nintendo (starting with the Gameboy SP I think). Those are way cooler than this system, imo. I've actually been slowly attempting to acquire as many of them as possible. So far I have a Mario SP (the one where he's in greyscale, there's also a Metroid…

Not me. Can't get into it. I was either born too late or born too soon.

You might feel safer, but that gun doesn't make you safer. Most break-ins are thefts, and they occur when you aren't home. If someone is breaking in your house at night, they will likely have more guns on them then you do. Set your alarm every night if that's what you're worried about.

What absolutely blows my mind is the staggering number of things we could be doing to make ourselves safer while keeping gun ownership legal, but we don't do them (because gun manufacturers own and bankroll the NRA). Remind me again why we have a written and hands on test for getting a drivers license, but any idiot…

I used to read Word Up magazine

I kind of wish we lived in an alternate reality where sometimes books got turned into anime instead of live action movies. I think both Sandman and The Dark Tower would make excellent anime series'. I just can't envision either working as live action or as movies, since a movie has to have a beginning, middle and end.…

The big difference is that ANY of the other candidates, including Hillary, actually know a thing or two about politics. They aren't just throwing around words, like "trade deficit," in the hopes that voters are too stupid to know what those words mean. Every single time Drumpf has enumerated a plan for solving or…

Masochist says to the sadist, "hit me, bite me, HURT ME!"
Sadist replies, "no."

Masturbation is like HR Pufnstuf, "you can't do a little cuz you can't do enough."

"Most high schoolers are only masturbating at a fifth or sixth grade level!"

Thanks, I'll check that out.

There's also the Guinea Pig film, Mermaid in a Manhole. It's… strange.

I was recently told that Reagan was a socialist. In short, America is going to hell in a handbasket b/c stupid is the new political party.

We had really bad pollution for the same reason China now enjoys really bad pollution: corporations don't give a shit about anything besides profits, and if you do anything to stand in the way of some CEO squeezing another penny into his salary, they're pull up stakes and go elsewhere, somewhere that's more conducive…

And yet you really do have to learn Mandarin even if you know Cantonese, and vice versa. Someone who only knows one isn't going to even be able to understand what someone speaking the other is saying.

… yes.

Bikinigazi is that super group made up of members of Bikini Kill and Fugazi, right?