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I can't hear the word "horseshoes" or the phrase "a game of horseshoes" without repeating it in a goofy, mentally challenged voice. Arrested Development's song "Tennessee" has made sure of that.

Pic of Paul Walker, "Straight Outta The Windshield."

The list is "20 Great songs…"

Like that isn't true of everyone…

I think watching in syndication probably has a lot to do with it. There are a few decent seasons past this one, or rather seasons with several decent episodes past this one, and plenty of those episodes feature Manjula at least in the background. When those episodes get shown mixed in with earlier ones, they don't…

I still haven't played Her Story but the mechanics sound a bit like the Japanese-only Playstation game Serial Experiments Lain (which was developed into an anime). In the game, you access a database full of items, video chat logs, and weird videos that shouldn't exist (I'm not sure, but I think they are meant to be…

Sure, but they usually have reasons for why. The only reason I ever hear was "it was my first Final Fantasy." Teti at least said he liked the customization of junctioning GFs to stats… but that's such a small part of the game, I can't see it being anyone's main reason for liking it. And realize, I do in fact mean…

No, no, I really meant it. Maybe you can explain it to me. Not being snarky. I'd like to know what it is I'm missing here. You aren't the first person to praise FF8. But why? Teti's reasons sound like enough reason to enjoy about 10% of the game. What makes this game good in your eyes, not just that small part?

Man, I'm the exact opposite just about. Love thick cut fries with the skin on, and love fries with the skin on, period. Only kind of fry I don't like is the crinkle cut, mostly b/c I haven't ever had one that didn't taste like instant mashed potatoes in a crispy skin.

Dude acts like a complete douche, chick falls all over herself to go out with the "bad boy"? Only thing about that game I actually thought made sense and seemed to be based on reality.

Why do people talk like junctioning made the game more customizable than either of the two games before it? FFVI had the esper system and FFVII had materia, which was a system they have never topped as far as customization is concerned. You could even string a bunch of materia together to create some pretty awesome…

Well, maybe you can explain it to me, then. I hated the game for a lot of reasons, some of which I'd be surprised if you actually do love it for those same reasons. For instance, the plot is both incredibly stupid and needlessly convoluted in order to mask how stupid it is. The game feels like it was written while…

If you're ever in Seattle, check out 8 Oz Burger. They serve "gourmet" burgers at regular burger restaurant prices and they're amazing. There's a lot of these "burger restaurants" around, charging $12 for a burger, but most of them just aren't worth the extra price. 8 oz is.

The key to why people love In-N-Out is that it's a drive-thru fast food burger that doesn't taste like it's made out of monkeys asses. Wouldn't even get out the gate in a gourmet burger race, but for "fast food" it's damn good. Shame it really isn't that "fast" since there's always an insane line.

How about "brittle"? (Yes, I use all three all the time.)

I think a conservative, fundamentalist Star Trek would be a few minutes long. "No reason to go into space. Aliens don't exist because if they did, God would have written about them in the Bible. Anything out there alien would have to be demons! We don't need to go find out for ourselves tho." The End.

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Making up your own laws and practicing them isn't the way you change laws. It's how you get committed to a mental health facility.