It's provocative!

And bone we will!

The thing is, every L&O spinoff dispenses with the formula of the original. Most of them are basically cop shows where the DA is only around long enough to argue about whether there's enough evidence for a warrant/arrest/trial and that's basically it. In the case of Criminal Intent, the perp usually confesses by the…

Don't forget The Wall!

I think it's unfair to compare a rock solo album with a hip-hop one, particularly in this case. What you had was a group of rappers all rapping over top of RZA's beats. So a solo record would just be one them rapping over top of RZA's beats. It's not like a band where only one person is responsible for 90%+ of the…

… I can't think of a more undignified way to go than autoerotic asphyxiation.

You have to be the dumbest person I've talked to in the last month, and I own a retail business.

That's really rich coming from you. How many Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Wiccans, etc etc are there in the U.S., but we should all accommodate the Christians, regardless of how absurd their demands are? Give me a fuckin' break!

My son can turn on the TV any time of the day or night and watch pretty much any cartoon he wants to, thanks to stuff like Netflix.

You mad bro? It's cool! God told me to skin you alive! So don't go infringing on my religious freedom to skin you alive! Hey! Get back here! I still gotta cauterize the wound!!!

He-man does, apparently.

Lavos? He does nothing but sleep the whole damn game. God I hate Chrono Trigger…

Stop infringing on my freedom to piss in your face and burn your house down! My religion says I can rape children, stop trying to take my religious freedom away!!!

Circus Peanuts! At least Peeps contain sugar in some form. Circus Peanuts are just painted packing peanuts that you're supposed to pretend taste sugary but really just suck.

That's odd. The one time I tried to play single player campaign in a COD game, I was mowing down whole swaths of "bad guys" while driving a vehicle, two things that never occurred in multiplayer. I gave up after awhile b/c the only reason for me playing single was to get better at multi and it didn't look like that…

I call them remixes but many of them are just the songs I'd heard with an added guest verse, and singing on the chorus instead of rapping. Plus different music cuz whomever did the bootlegs liked to throw their name on at the beginning and just rip off old songs and put a beat behind it. As bad as the bootlegs were…

Better Dayz is great, but I have the original versions of most of those songs on bootlegs, so the only song that really stands out as something I hadn't already heard was "Still Ballin." I'd say the Outlawz album is better just for the 2Pac tracks on it. (Which makes it half a great album.) Until The End of Time is…

There's been at least two great 2pac albums released after his death (counting Makaveli, that is).

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Kool Keith
Rugged Man
Doom
Boots Riley
Rakim

Dir en Grey on what I assume was their first tour of the U.S., opened for Deftones, a band I'd heard of but never listened to. I was really into Japanese Visual Kei bands at the time and even tho DEG were no longer Visual Kei I still liked their music and was excited to be seeing them. Unfortunately, some of the…