I know this is the place to be all snarky, and I actually did come in to this article thinking about having the usual laugh over all the old Drake jokes but… I'm actually really sick of reading reviews of critics falling over themselves to fellate this hack. Now, obviously, he makes a lot of money and is stupidly…

Drake's always been garbage and likely always will be. The quote the author of this piece lifts from one of the songs basically says it all about Drake. Can't rhyme, shit barely makes sense, and it's so fuckin crybaby on top of it all.

It's an ingredient in Satan's Slaw, at least: http://recipecircus.com/rec…

I would think Thundercats would be the reason for furries, but maybe that's just my own age talking.

I'd like to add Macross (because, come on), Black Lagoon, Death Note, Welcome to NHK, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Fruits Basket, Trigun, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Chobits…

The review just said "Shits."

There are almost no people in that game to root for. Auron is the only one that isn't at least 50% annoying or more. I used to put Lulu in the under 50% category until I realized that her dress is almost 100% made out of belts. God to I fuckin HATE the character designers they started using around FF8. He's one of the…

You mean like when Laguna tries to go talk to her and suddenly gets diarrhea or whatever?

Holy cow!

This probably came from viewing the film with modern eyes, but I was almost tempted to consider Birth of a Nation to be a sneaky, sarcastic film which held the Klan in contempt. Again, I ended up chalking it up to me simply reading too much into the film, but considering how exaggerated the situations in BoaN are, and…

I always thought the solo in RHCP's "Scar Tissue" sounded like Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn""

So, I've been following (thru the AVC, of course), the continuing saga of Randy Quaid and only just now realized that I've been mixing him up. With Dennis Quaid. It was only after seeing those pics and going "wait, my idea of what this person looks like does not square up with that Brian Posehn look-like" did I turn…

The screenplay is going to be written by who? Who is Mike Jones?!

The PS2 was weird from the get-go, tho. Rez, Ico, Stretch Panic, Mr Mosquito, … that game were you play as an orchestra conductor… I feel like a good 50% or more of its early library was given over to quirky "only-from-Japan" kinda games. Those kinda slowed down to a trickle after awhile. I have to wonder why the…

The best reason to hold off on buying a new console, tho, is that early ones all tend to have some kind of design flaw that causes them to crap out too easily. No point in getting something before everyone else if you're stuck sending it in for repairs. This has been true since the days of the OG PlayStation and its…

Looking for Mr. Good-Dick.

I 'ate yer dog! Aye, an' I 'ate the mess he left on my lawn, too!

Is this story going somewhere?!

How the heck is this not #1? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

As good a song as Pure Imagination is, it's another slow-ass song in a film full of slow ass, boring dirge-like songs. The entire first half of the original film, up til they get to the chocolate factory, isn't Pure Imagination, it's pure torture. When I watch the original, I always skip the beginning. The remake,…