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I really don't understand eating raw cookie dough. Put it in the oven for 20 minutes and have something that tastes much much better: actual cookies!

Sleep "next to" her? Riiiiiight…

Ah a racist who understood the incredibly stupid and ill-informed point another racist was making! I despise everything you just said but at least applaud your reading comprehension skills, such as they are.

If you actually take time to read his statement, you'll see it's a bit more complicated than you're making it out to be. Still racist as hell, just not in the way you and most pundits out there are suggesting. The point of his statement wasn't that slavery was good, but that "welfare" is far worse. Which implies that

And this is why I have zero interest in sports. Billionaires hold cities hostage, threatening to take their toys away if they don't get a stadium built (which they themselves could more than afford to do). Every damn player on the team is from out of state or in some cases out of the country. Just so some fat fuck can

Yeah, video games are a helluva drug.

I play most games drunk and high.

Are you sure you don't mean Monster Chiller Horror Theater? "Wasn't that scary, kids? Buwaha!"

YEAH!

This is good news for me considering I own two video game stores. I thought as a game collector I hated Gamestop for their asinine policies (letting their employees take games home and play them and then try to sell those games as new, for instance), but when I opened a game store and started carrying new releases, I

I thought that was an episode of Star Trek TNG!

Don't you know the perfect pie is torn?

I think someone screwed up and used a pic of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for this article instead of R Kelly…

You see me now a veteran of a thousand cola wars… been living on the edge so long where the winds of limbo roar…

Hentai simply means something along the lines of a sexual perversion, and really any animated show or movie that features full-on sex scenes is considered hentai. (Whereas an overabundance of nudity is called ecchi, which is just the Japanese pronunciation of the letter "h," short for hentai - confused yet?) So hentai

No mention of Straight To Hell? It had Joe Strummer, Courtney Love, Elvis Costello, Grace Jones, the Pogues, the Circles Jerks… The whole movie was nothing but "indie rockers."

Squeeze my lemon… til the juice runs down my leg…