Hey BMW,

If current Pandemics are anything to go by, it should take 1 or 2 Model Years to show up in other cars, possibly sooner if the designers gather in large groups and dont stay 6 feet apart.

Seems like a good time to dust this one off:

TFA doesn’t mention it, but I am 100% sure the car buyer was a white guy. If it had been a POC the Laredo Sherriff’s Department would have sprained their wrists patting themselves on the back over their, “massive drug bust.”

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

And MINI’s! But don’t forget that those are anomalies.

like nobody buys manual Miatas or manual GTIs. 

It’s parody- one of the better SNL skits of the last few years that I’ve seen.

Can I overnight some parts from Germany? I need a ten second car. Asking for family.

Oh it’s very clear what’s going on; the cop’s frustration turns immediately into threats of violence because that’s all the coping skills he’s been taught and ever expected to exhibit in the past.

If they were needed elsewhere, they wouldn’t have been driving through a suburban protest to begin with. It wasn’t a surprise to the department.

Oh, did the video not load for you?  Try refreshing the page.

Do you know what a threat is? “Move or you will be dead.” is a thing the cop said while in possession of an instrument that can make someone dead. Like... The video is right there and the article even left a captioned picture of it.

The cop said he was going to kill a protestor for being in the road, and you defended him by saying maybe he’s on his way to some emergency and people could die if he’s late. That’s not a strawman, that’s your own damn words.

“Cops should be able to murder civilians so they aren’t too late to save different civilians!”  Brilliant fucking logic, champ.

“You see! The unarmed protestors are not afraid even with our battle-proven armored vehicles! How brazen! We need something more intimidating. Can we get some surplus M1A1 Main Battle tanks included as part of the next year’s budget, chief? I heard that tactic worked real well in China in the 80s LOL”

Oh yeah, that’s some “To Protect and Serve” shit right there

/s

There are lots of solutions out there.

As far as #3 goes, IIRC, cops in other places will get charged with murder/attempted murder if they respond to a situation with lethal force and weren’t attacked first.