Nobody’s fooled by the disguise, unless they’re sitting at a Ford dealer having recall work done.

...an aggrieved homeowner (the offended party) is entitled to verification that their claim was addressed.

That’s why I moved into a house next to a graveyard. All my neighbors are dead and never complain about anything. 

Stop being so anal about details.

I would think this type of situation constitutes an “Act of God”.

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

Good thing it wasn’t a Lotus 7.

Tennessee...

Blades down. Engage turtle mode. 

That looks really cool, but could you imagine getting in a car accident, and getting your thumbs ripped off?!?

That’s when objects crash, right?

I love it when people have fun with absurd ideas . . . especially when they film the results.

Can we just get rid of twitter? It doesn’t seem to have actually added any value to humanity. 

I own a small 1996 Tacoma- have since new- and if Toyota or anyone else would re-introduce a model of the same size they would get my money right away. They are great for many of the reasons you mentioned and more.

“Unless it’s just a contest to see who can have the most expensive audacious truck”

Fucking chillax old man

This brings up a question. Which Jalopnik writer is the biggest potty mouth? I’m guessing Kristen. 

Lol look at this square thinking people should expand their vocabulary beyond profanity!

“How can I get the kids to stop using the F-bomb when it’s everywhere we look.”

None of those normal people actually own Chevys.  They were coerced off the street for the commercial.  See that blinking?  They are begging for help.