First step would be have asylum ejudicators at the borders making decisions in hours not years. The number of asylum requests has sky rocketed in recent years as every illegal now says asylum because we can’t quick deport.

You want the US to become like China or India? Have you been to either one?

Having driven around many times with garbage bags of hot chile I don’t understand why this is presented as humorous?

For a whole 10 seconds golf was interesting to watch and I missed it, fml.

There is a time to shut the fuck up, now is that time.

There are 11 Whataburgers in NM, I wish there were more.

Just watch the trailer, its basically the whole movie.

If you make blanket statements without looking at the facts of each particular case you are an idiot.

When did Sergio meet his sweater, why is sweater a thing, and how it changed the world. Next on Jezlopnik.

COTD

Depending on local fire codes there is a good chance they can’t lock the door until customers are out. Reading a sign is too hard for people.

That was back when it was a respectable sport.

If the brake force is this variable then their fly by wire system is garbage to start with.

Don’t forget to pass the issue on to your states attorney general office. They probably won’t do anything but you never know.

For the last 2 months every trip I have made to the local homeless deathspot has ended with me handing over my receipt to some teenage security-twerp so he can scan it. Its really ghetto.

Dear NewYorknik,

Hired from VW.

Maybe they can branch into a a battery operated trikes for domestic use. Like the carts fat people ride at walmart.

Loud pipes mean you will get cut off, because I ain’t gonna be behind you.