The sponge is a red herring. That in and of itself isn’t that surprising—it’s pretty common for companies to make one enclosure that will hold the internals for multiple products, and a foam brick is a pretty common way to prevent electronics from moving where they aren’t supposed to. Actually it’s one of the better…

So...firstly it’s not a sponge. It’s a plastic insert.

Fred Smoot was reportedly unimpressed.

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

why is this non story getting attention?

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

Maybe he understands that Bernie Sanders is not a credible candidate in a general election. Thankfully the early primaries are entirely worthless in terms of predicting the winners, because a Trump versus Sanders election would be farcical.

Where in there does she say or imply she wants government to pay for or subsidize it?

Bay Crane was who the equipment was rented from.

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

So, government mismanagement on an enormous scale, involving both Democratic and Republican government officials, leads to this crisis and “conservatives created this?” Rationality sucks, but you should really try it.

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

Bernie Sanders Makes Another Sweeping Proclamation With No Plan

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

By “Florida Standards?”... by anyone’s measure, the University of Florida is a good school. Top 15 public school...

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

“I am horrible with names. Go to look up something on the internet, get sidetracked and forget what I wanted to do.”

Describes me perfectly. I’m a couple of years older than you and did not have concussions.

Welcome to middle age?