Fred Smoot was reportedly unimpressed.

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

why is this non story getting attention?

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

Maybe he understands that Bernie Sanders is not a credible candidate in a general election. Thankfully the early primaries are entirely worthless in terms of predicting the winners, because a Trump versus Sanders election would be farcical.

Where in there does she say or imply she wants government to pay for or subsidize it?

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

Bernie Sanders Makes Another Sweeping Proclamation With No Plan

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

By “Florida Standards?”... by anyone’s measure, the University of Florida is a good school. Top 15 public school...

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

“I am horrible with names. Go to look up something on the internet, get sidetracked and forget what I wanted to do.”

Describes me perfectly. I’m a couple of years older than you and did not have concussions.

Welcome to middle age?

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

Way to miss the point. Talk about the books if you enjoyed them like you would any other book. Don’t just talk about it because it’s by a woman of color. Talk it up because you actually liked the damn book. You don’t even have to identify the person as being a person of color when talking it up. Just talk about what…

It takes some time and effort to get a license. The kind of person responsible enough to go through the process is not the kind of person that does this shit. I’m sure I can’t explain this to people who think anyone who owns guns is a potential murderer, but I’m just as sure that I’m right.