what a time to be alive!

You just described a cross trek.

I was in a warehouse that got a visit from Cal-OSHA, in San Francisco.

You must be hitting repeat offenses if you’re being tagged with $50k. It is expensive to be fined, but not that expensive.

what a stupid question.

a very good question.

it’s not oil It’s deck stain.

You seem to have missed the entire point of being a dude

I’m going out on a limb and say that this is knot a poplar thing to do.

I found my friends to be less interesting after I quit drinking.

And if you screw up, 99.9 percent of the time, you can fix it.

Can it do my taxes?

Too much wrenching?

Yeah, there’s actually a lot of E’s there, too: Escape, Explorer, Expedition, and I guess EcoSport. I don’t know what they’re doing with the C-Max, but then again, I don’t think Ford does, either.

Take it on a few dates, be gentlemanly and ask for consent.

Personally, I’ve always found these steel tractor seats to be way more comfortable than they should be:

oh I get that, I mean she wont run over a piece of paper or a crumpled bag from wendy’s not because they might have junk in them...because she literally has a fear they are bombs.

Hahaha. I feel like that’s exactly what the cop said.

Thats actually... genius

What kind of sorcery is this?!