But the driver left of his own Accord.

They want $1100 to [...] before it turns into a money pit.

There’s a car there? All I see is repair bills...

Yeah, I really want to own a car that several people have thrown up, peed, pooped and died in. That sounds like a great idea.

“The reason why we went with the upper tier, especially the ‘M’ tier, is we think we can [l]earn an awful lot more with that clientele,”

That’s why I always sit behind the driver as a passenger, safest seat in the car.

They had a hard time getting a dummy to crash test these cars.

That 2017 v. 2018 comparison isn’t exactly a side by side comparison, and is it me or is the impact surface rounded on the ‘17 video?

Note to self, if wife brings home an Escape or Outlander Sport it may be a sign I have outlived my usefulness.

I’m usually cool with your advice, but not this time. I think you should have at least one successful back-and-forth before seeking a date. And pick a date, time and place without my input? Yuck. I’m looking to have equality in my modern-day relationship, so it should probably start off that way.

You get a star only because I snorted at my desk. GTFO you monster.

Paging Long-Voyager

My entire extended family.... Ford on my Father’s side and Chevy on my mother’s. It never fucking stops.

Serious answer: Nobody you want to hang out with.

Noone gives a shit about Gizmodo.

A whole extra article WAS written, as linked in the story.

Winnipeg can wait; their current Jets are pretty great.

Yeah, those Wright Brothers and their shitty single seat airplane should have been stopped before they wasted all that money.

It’d have to be Flick Haikkennennikkenenn

With a name like that, you’d think she was Scandinavian.