If only there was something that would filter the air before it goes into the turbo.

I think I have a new nightmare now.

Some things really suck!

Everyone, if you’re doing dyno pulls, make sure that everything that could get sucked into the turbo is either tied down or put away!

Oh, and make sure your paint stays attached to your aluminum body panels. European consumers like that feature.

Neutral: Why Would Anyone Buy A Ford In Europe?

Counterpoint: The Fiat 500 is an 11 year old, unreliable piece of shit. Yes, that little piece of shit makes a lovely sound, but it’s still a turd. Get an Up! GTI.

Fiesta ecoboost?

It would be a pig pickin that would feed 346 people.

Hum, late 70 boring domestic car, handles like a pig, brakes like a pig, corners like a pig, starts like a pig, accelerates like a pig, safe as an angry pig, all said and done, you would be much better off spending $4,500 on pulled pork sandwiches. CP all day!

I offered them Jeep, which is pretty meta because a Jeep killed this guy.

The settlement discussions started like this:

Yep, a year or two more and one will depreciate right into my driveway

Is it weird that the voice in my head when I read this was Alec Baldwin’s Trump impersonation from SNL? That’s weird right?

So I was talking to Mr. Martin, Lockheed, great guy. Terrific guy. Plays a great game of golf. 4 handicap, mine’s 0, by the way. Great guy, though. We were talking about the F-35, and I told him, I told him, “Lockheed, many people are saying that this is a terrible plane. Too much money, it’s coming too late is what…

To be fair, it’s not like there is much to say. Do you want them to spell out that the F-35 is not, in fact, invisible, and that it reflects light just like most other objects in the known universe? That our president is a complete and utter moron, doesn’t understand the basic workings of our world let alone the…

I’ve always considered Trump to be the Michael Scott of presidents.

Shouldn’t be surprised after a year, but.....