You don’t need siping, you need suction-cups for more traction!

I had heard of siping for winter climates, but never realized companies were trying to push it as actually a helpful thing dry or hot conditions...

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

I believe you’re in the wrong neighborhood.

Where’s the rest of your car, toots?

We are. You suck at it.

Brent how could you??

“You left a 5 year old car?” 

In the 80s, I got out of my car after driving from LA to Mammoth, and discovered a gas pump handle and part of a hose, still in the tank filler on the right side of my 82 Celica.

Did I mention how dumb I was?

I have a clip on BMW grille/badge on my OG Sorento so people think I drive a X5.

I kinda like how the Nissan Juke looks.

Wouldn’t Trabants be more to your style?

Buuuuuuuut... It’s not like you’re driving. I think you’d have to be pretty far gone to raise suspicions at the gate.

Pro Tip: If you you travel for work, buy a cheap meal with your own money and rack up a large tab at an airport bar which you put on your expense report. Personally, I’d rather not admit to my boss I spent $80 on booze, but when I only turn in one receipt it is assumed there was expensive food in there too.

Breaking news, stepping off of a heavily planted median, into the left lane, in front of an SUV going 45mph, on a four lane divided highway, at 10pm, is still a fatal mistake, even with autonomous vehicles. Not to be callous, but hopefully this doesn’t slow down autonomous vehicles’ arrival. This was clearly, in no…

She was clearly jaywalking on a multi-lane road. And she was an adult, let’s not play the kid game. And you don’t need a degree to know that jaywalking will eventually get you killed. Would you jaywalk onto a highway? No, because you know you will get killed. What’s different in jaywalking on regular street?

6,000 pedestrians were killed in 2016 in the USA and the number is rising thanks to distracted drivers and pedestrians. The Uber accident was someone not crossing at a crosswalk. Unfortunate how this will be overblown.

You can put a road crossing every 10 feet, people will still jaywalk.

Progress on autonomous vehicles will likely get set back, but on the flip side, how many pedestrians were hit yesterday by people driving their own cars?