How long have you been stewing over this, Jason?

It’s something of an inside joke.

Clearly the Beetle has difficulty managing wheelspin.

What are some regulations you consider to be “insane?”

What a surprise the head car salesman is another slimeball.

This does not look nearly as good

oh great... now porsche is using alternate facts....

do it as a surprise. dont tell the gas station you are filming and just drive off?

#ArmSplitter

I’m down.

You gotta know how to use them.

...attitude shut-off...

What? No affiliate link to buy the lift?

You got venetian blinds in the garage and a lift?

“Oh ho ho,” you say. “But now the companies will just bring the manufacturing into the United States, and the price will magically stay cheap!” Not so fast. Even if that sort of scenario does come to pass, which it won’t, new manufacturing facilities take time to build anew or build out. That fantasy is years out, at…

Not for the door, dipshit, for the column lock.

Thank you for finding my new porn name.

She looks like she’s trying to lay an egg.

Dude, do you know how terrifying the 9 cloaking-equipped aircraft carriers are?

Make Canada Warm Again !!!