First you sent us Justin Bieber and now you want our cars? You can fuck the right off good sir.

Someone dumb enough to buy a pos FCA vehicle is bound to also make terrible financial decisions 

Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

You are NEVER better off with a repo.

Your GDP dropped by something like 10-15% in ‘09. I’m not sure you are talking about. Canada was very much affected.

I don’t see how a repo is better. Don’t they still go after you for your negative equity AND charge you serious fees for the repo?

This is entirely too rational and astute to be something the majority of the voting population would pursue

I have a simple solution. Sell, don’t trade or better yet, keep your crappy car.

Your name is Fails. This will never not be amusing.

Ignoring mass executions and imprisonment is astounding to me.

See: Mouth Siren Cop

So because Batista was bad-Castro is bad and it’s OK? Is that your point? Cause if so...

Ah, I see, you’re the only one that knows anything about anything. The rest of us are nothing but imbeciles.

Well, aren’t you the peach. I am 100% confident that ordering executions and imprisonment of political opponents is wrong. I am also 100% confident that people don’t float across the ocean in rafts to escape a workers paradise.

His ideas and policies were so wonderful dissenters had to be jailed or murdered, while those who were-unfortunate enough to avoid execution or imprisonment-floated across 90 miles of ocean in home made rafts to leave. That’s some quality work he did. Obviously.

I could say the same thing, inserting “Castro” for “Batista”.

You’re right. I’m just some dumbass rube. So ignorant of how stuff went down and stuff in that Cuba place with the beaches and cigars.

Hope you don’t mind it has a Soviet tank engine.

What’s his price on a 1954 Chevy?

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.