“No. I’ve sat in Denalis and the Escalade, just because you put some lipstick on a pig doesn’t change the fact it’s a pig”

Ah - so you live in Abiti-Chibougamau. Go visit the Ottawa General. Enjoy.

Ford calls that “Presidential Orange”

I’ve never waited more than 30 minutes at ER in the US - often nobody ahead of me.  In Canada - be ready to spend the day.

Congratulations. That makes for good reading for the eight to ten hours you spend waiting in the ER. I’ve spent enough time in Canada to know how it works.

Alfas. No apostrophe. Too late to edit.

I knew a Canadian that died of a heart-attack while waiting for an angiogram. So I guess you get what you pay for.

Alfa’s have the tow-hitch on the front.

> while insurance scammers come & go

*additional* 25 cents per gallon.

>I think everyone is also taking my comment a little too seriously

Duct tape.

“Currently I’m tired of my 3.5yr old daughter kicking the back of my seat”

That’s funny. Mazda 6 Touring has 6.7 inches.

“Your Bad Driver’s Seat Selfie May Be Killing Your Love Life“

The falcon doors are not an improvement on sliding doors. Even you figured that out.

“Stop Asking Your Kid About Their Day”

It drowns mice in sub-freezing temperatures.

This has a payload of 750lbs.

“but this seems like a futile exercise.”