counter-counterpoint: as a human that touches all kinds of dirty stuff throughout the day, possibly including your private area, just wash your hands. It takes a minute. It’s okay to clean your hands even if there’s not piss on them ;)

You’re missing the important point that washing after using the restroom is a good time to get rid of the germs that you’ve gathered throughout your interactions with other people and objects such as buttons, handles, electronics, etc. that also have germs on them.

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I guess will start seeing Kias crashing out of Cars and Coffee now.

Just look at the flowers, Lizzie.

Uh, I’m not suggesting giving up rights at all. I’m explaining a very complicated situation to those who might want more information about the issue being discussed. I’m not sure why you equate knowledge with a hidden agenda to take everything away and create a dystopian bubble—that’s a very skewed view. Get unbent :)

these are also only federal taxes. Most states also have income taxes, as well as some cities. And that is in addition to property taxes and sales taxes.

I hate the concept of being “in a tax bracket”, and it leads to misunderstanding among many people.

If you’re in the 39.60% “tax bracket”, you’re also in the 10% one as well. So many people I’ve talked to think they have to stay out of a higher tax bracket because there is some magic point at the top end of the lower…

My wife is the exact opposite. No matter what restaurant we go to, she will order a Caesar salad with chicken. I will order the restaurant’s speciality and she will eat about half of her salad then pick off samples of my meal and regret not ordering it.

It doesn’t sound like anything is missing the mark, it just sounds like your wife is picky if it happens “many times”. Don’t try and put that on the chef, that’s entirely on her.

So even though I don’t often purchase anything from kinja Deals, I OBSESSIVELY check them every day. Does anyone else do this? Erica, is there something wrong with me?

So even though I don’t often purchase anything from kinja Deals, I OBSESSIVELY check them every day. Does anyone…

I was so disappointed when I learned that the Nest thermostat is basically a dumb manual thermostat without the Nest servers.

USB is more than just the ports.

I’m fine with speed, if nobody’s around or you are in the country, fill your boots.

Earlier this year in Illinois a motorcyclists uploaded a video of himself running from the cops. In the video they were able to determine he had to go like 130 mph. Cops tracked him down and charged him for it with his own Youtube video.

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

I almost exclusively use touchless washes. I’ve only gone to the brushless kind a few times and always in my daily driver, never in my nice car.

This is why you go to a “touchless” car wash, which is just a fancy power washer and soap sprayed at many different angles.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

I’ve been on this bridge more times than I can count - and just cannot fathom how this happened. They close the gates, clear the road, then open the drawbridge. The toll collector is literally 10 feet from the drawbridge section - how can this happen?