Someone ought to send the PR genius behind that statement a copy of Barbara Streisand’s Greatest Hits.

And suddenly Brett Kavanaugh is conflicted over who to root for. 

What a terrible thing to be an “expert” in.

The amazingly boneheaded part of this is that nobody had written anything about Osuna’s domestic violence case for months. Any article someone had proposed about his domestic abuse would probably have been consigned to the dustbin by an editor.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

“You know, this never would have happened if women reporters weren’t allowed in the clubhouse.”

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

about a third of the birds were dead when rescuers reached them; an additional hundred were “severely injured with broken wings, legs or other fractures”; and the lucky remaining third were merely stunned and should be released soon

They forgot to turn left.

I preferred it when NASCAR limited its furtherance of mass-extinction events to mindlessly burning vast quantities of fossil fuels for our entertainment. 

I didn’t realize that the NASCAR Hall of Fame was also a windmill #SAD

And cleaning up a worst-case scenario in a bookstore generally means, like, picking up some books and/or maybe a little sweeping. Nothing wet, nothing that rots, nothing sticky or smelly....

I was going to say Summer Camp Counselor until I read this. Even the dating is probably better at the book store.

Con: Jeff Bezos is bending all his will to make sure you will be unemployed.

Best minimum wage job?

I watched some of the team competition yesterday, and man, the gap between Biles and everybody else is so stark. If you only watched Biles in isolation, you might not get the full scope of her supremacy. It’s when you see what everyone else is doing and struggling to do that you truly understand just how much better…