Enjoy Android then!

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

No.

No.

To be fair, getting 600,000+ XP in the game is really, really, really hard to do; setting that as the upper limit beyond which you suspect cheating is pretty legitimate, in my opinion.

Finally, someone’s knocking down Hufflepuff another peg.

I have one of these and it works really well. The sound is good—not amazing, by $18 amazing—and I can use it to charge my phone on longer rides.

I especially like it when you insert a microSD card, turn it on, and in the best Valley Girl accent, says “Card reader!”

I have one of these and it works really well. The sound is good—not amazing, by $18 amazing—and I can use it to…

Given that no one would buy any, would not be an efficient use of our workday.

Given that no one would buy any, would not be an efficient use of our workday.

No. When people say stupid anti-science shit, Gizmodo writes about it.

Fun fact: ionizing radiation means the photons have enough energy to knock electrons off of atoms (ionization). This is necessary to make any chemical change, including biochemical. The lowest energy photon that can ionize an atom is ultraviolet light; that’s why it can cause skin cancer. Wifi is so far down the…

I just can’t. He has nice abs and I salute him for putting in that work, but he is That Guy that irritated the shit out of me by trying to charm his way out of trouble. He is Logan Huntzberger in a more athletic body.

Fair point, allow me to rephrase: You can’t get it—it being Modafinil not Adrafinil—legally without a prescription if you live in the United States. It is a schedule IV controlled substance like Xanax and Valium.

Yeah, making a global phenomenon game that has a boat load of players in every country is easy. Especially when waaaaay more players than expected hit your servers, coupled with normal game Dev bugs... Entitled much?

Well, be fair. The game has seen literally fifty times as many users as they had planned for. They’re screaming in terror over there, realizing that what they thought was going to be a fun game some kids would play has gone past trendy and straight into ‘cultural icon’.

They’re selling chicken and veggie “meatballs” now...

Not really. If you cook them all the way through, you have little chance of getting sick. They just don’t taste good. I worked in Africa for years, and sometimes ate meat that had never been refrigerated and was days old (in the heat). As long as you cook the shit out of it, you won’t get sick.

Axis not labeled, results invalid.

Even worse - these morons outright reject Science altogether... while tweeting on their smartphone or taking antibiotics for their latest UTI.

What we really need is a battery case with a built-in cooling fan.

Not even ranch dressing, ranch POWDER. Wtf.