You can also highlight the entire paragraph and hold down ALT+SHIFT and use arrow up or down to move the paragraph around. Great little shortcut that doesn’t seem to get mentioned that often

We want black America to know we stand tall today. We will not be silencjoin the thousands of Americans using reverse mortgage as a safe, effective financial tool.

There was also a graphic picture of a complete pair of boobs up earlier, but that image of Brady Hoke and Dave Brandon has since been removed.

PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME!

PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME!

I bought one of these recently. Cheap, looks good, works well. (A whole lotta Christmas jingles but still a huge selection otherwise).

I bought one of these recently. Cheap, looks good, works well. (A whole lotta Christmas jingles but still a huge…

Because they started a lot of fires.

Because they started a lot of fires.

I have this toaster oven, purchased at costco to replace a black and decker. In retrospect I should have replaced the black and decker with the same model. While the kitchenaid looks better the design it terrible. I’ve burned myself so many times on while opening the door on the kitchenaid it isn’t even funny - the…

I have this toaster oven, purchased at costco to replace a black and decker. In retrospect I should have replaced…

Oster TSSTTVMNDG Digital Large Capacity Toaster Oven

Oster TSSTTVMNDG Digital Large Capacity Toaster Oven

I remember back in Spring 2004 when the IOC discreetly/indiscreetly asked then Gov Davis if California could host the games on something like 4 months notice. Athens was NOT ready for the games by then (and I believe they weren’t quite ready when the games started either) and the IOC was looking for another host if…

The thing is, we in LA actually want the damn thing. We have massive events every other week, the Olympics wouldn’t be that big a headache. We already have the facilities, and experience, hell we have a built in village at USC where athletes have dormed in the past. The only reason they didn’t want to give us a shot…

LA already has virtually all of the necessary facilities, so obviously they are not a viable candidate.

Prank idea: Stick a neutron star to the bottom of your friend’s bathroom scale.

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I think the real story here is being so amazing that you cause Anna Wintour to display human emotion.

Yasss! Slay girl! I don’t understand all the haters who claim that the Williams sisters look like men they are feminine as fuck! It’s like racism and misogynism mixed together for an asshole cocktail

Serena is gorgeous! Haters to the left!

JK Rowling is good at Twitter.

Serena Williams is amazing. She won her first major in 1999. Sixteen years ago! And now she's making a run at a grand slam. It's hard to think of too many athletes who have remained so dominant for so long. Tim Duncan? Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Peyton Manning? Babe Ruth?

You must be really fun at tennis matches.

Why do you hate potatoes at Lifehacker? Everytime you try to make a point about eating, you wind up putting potatoes on the bad side. However, potatoes aren't bad. Hell, even french fries aren't all that bad...if you eat a small. It's the supersize that's the problem and not because it's a french fry, but because of…