1. This is why I couldn’t give less of a shit about RT scores. A high score is a punchbowl waiting for a turd.

I loved how he said we needed to educate our kids better after spending the past month trying to make our schools worse.

Literally every time he goes an hour without doing something terrible/embarrassing, half the msm is all “he sounds like a president! maybe this is that pivot we’ve been talking about for 2 entire goddamn years!” and it never, ever lasts because he goes back to terrible/embarrassing (as opposed to merely below average)…

Listening to reporters like Chuck Todd talk about how much better Trump sounded tonight and how maybe, just maybe, this could signal a change was like hearing myself talk about my late alcoholic partner. Hey this time we weren’t in the ER on Christmas Eve. Sure...but he still pissed the bed. How much lower can we set…

What in the actual FUCK, Van Jones???? Trump became presidential in the moment he exploited the widow of a SEAL who died because he couldn’t give enough of a damn to make a considered decision in the Situation Room instead of snapping off a “Sure; why not?” over dinner? You’ve tumbled off Respect Mountain as far as…

Not sure if you’re joking, but you need to get over it, OK? I don’t have any love for the Trump administration or his family and Ivanka’s dress is a bit weird for this, but this “hehe bimbos who wear fancy dresses don’t deserve our respect” bullshit I’m seeing lately is a bit misogynist. You may know an intelligent…

If you need an excuse to eat pancakes, you are not living your best life.

Your name better be a Hook reference.

I fucking refuse to maintain my sanity. Do you hear me, Jezebel? I demand the leeway to go bugfuck blithering bananabonkers, start speak-shrieking in tongues, rip my clothes off, and barricade myself in the street with a fortress of boxes of old ABBA albums.

And they put a young black girl in the shot with Melania.

Can we get a shoe in the audience?

I know I should listen to this (don’t underestimate the opposition, know your enemy and all that) but I just can’t, and no amount of alcohol could make it tolerable. I’ll have to rely on others who have less of a gag reflex to facile lies to report on what came out of this buffoon’s mouth.

He made fun of Mahershala’s name in multiple bits including having a tour bus try to pronounce his name.

Yes, it was democrats who normalized violence in this election cycle.

I think Jews for Trump is done for Jews, rather than by Jews.

So maybe this is the red line which will cause Republicans to actually condemn him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nope.

mentally, physically, ideologically, politically, temperamentally...you name a ly, and he’s unfit for it.   

He is not mentally fit for the job.