Thank you! My first thought! Quelle toupée! Grace is inimitable.

Grace Jones did it best!

Madge is 58. Speaking as someone who is barely older, adopting 4 year old twins is insane if you are the primary parent even with a nanny or two. When these two girls reach 18, she will be 72. My husband is 72 and it ain’t a walk in the park.

Yeah, it doesn’t sit right with me either. But my discomfort largely stems from seeing Madonna refer to her son Rocca with a “#disnigga” hastag. I don’t trust her around black children if she’s casually throwing that kind of shit around like it means nothing.

Nigella >>>>>>>>>>>>> Giada

What the hell are the Jackson kids doing that their mother had to put up with this for years? They just left her at this dude’s mercy? If Jermaine wasn’t so busy shellacking his head, he might have had time to help his mother.

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(

Priscilla Presley is not dating Tom Jones.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

I also have this question and aforementioned ennui.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

Side note: Black Widow may be just a boring human, but marvel has shown that they can get behind a story with just a human (ahem Daredevil). If anything, a Black Widow movie could be a spy thriller on steroids. And people will see that. They keep seeing those Bond films- so why not a black widow movie?

And here’s where she tells the truth:

I love it when movie folks pursue racist projects and then disingenuously try to cover their asses by feigning ignorance for being offensive. Almost as much as i love racism/racist apologists who parrot mealy mouthed excuses about people in Japan being hunky dory about Hollywood white washing (i.e. a problem that does…

I’ll have you know that I was killed in the Atlanta terrorist attack, and I was put into a coma that I am still in from the Bowling Green massacre. I know that these things actually happened because I am still dead.

3rd, sis, ya album sold enough to tile a bathroom and you been in the game since before your edges receded.

His middle name is BEAUREGARD?!?! I shouldn’t even be surprised at this point that he’s named after a Confederate general (and, by all accounts, a totally incompetent one at that).

We’re going to need her to write articles and notes about everything Jeff Sessions gets wrong.