Yeah so I’m going to admit I was singing Hakuna Matata in my head to get this right and remembered that Pumbaa said

I just went with the fact that in this particular future EC meant baby purge.

Oh dear lord. She... what?!

ayyy must be the money.

But why even? Like unless bishface was having an asthma attack from the smoke how could she possibly be affected? And, if so, she needed to reup her pro-air, albuterol, maybe pull out a nebulizer and move downwind.

Wow, there’s one that not blonde?

...and on any imperfections..

That Mason Pearson link made me realize I might have just chucked a way more expensive than I thought it was detangling brush because it was being a little bitch. #ohwell #detanglinggraveyard #rightnexttothe2nddenmanandthemftangleteaser

Then she brought it back in When it Hurts so Bad

They can both live. Tribe was awesome. Fugees were awesome.

I still remember when gunshot(s) rang out at the free concert they gave in Harlem after this dropped. I also remember my dad telling me how he had to elbow clock someone as he rampaged through the fleeing crowd looking for my teenage ass so he could drive me back to Queens.

Ok yeah, almost forgot about that one. This is the winner.

all the stars (are closer).

So like, I feel like most these incidents were happening before all this coverage. I’m glad it’s coming out but it’s like woooooo.... every day something new that actually gets reported on for once. I don’t want to be happy because it’s still happening, but happy that it’s all coming to light is the consolation prize?

I was hoping Nan was #2.

creepy in a #meetoo way or...?

same, except I just got ignored so at least there was a silver lining. #firstgoogamooganeverforget

MH: Ohhh! Yeah. I especially like the part where she says, “Oisrkjbe wrojgvfws the weekeeend.”

I thought he used to call it pie.

They can suffer from it while perpetuating the mess.