gotta go to the ones with high chicken turnover otherwise it’s just asking for some nonsense.

NYC so I already wear all black anyway.

Well, I like (and was around for) both. Different strokes.

Take me to another place, take me to another land

Zappa is my cat’s waaaaay cooler cousin. I think my cat would just glare at me accusingly if I even tried this.

The only time I fell asleep was when they re-released the original trilogy while I was in HS and went to a midnight showing after a crazy long night of drama practice (that came out way geekier than I thought it would).

my thoughts exactly. ;)

my ex MIL would do this and she wasn’t even vegan... just super particular.

I thought proper pasta e fagioli had a buttload of bacon/pancetta in it. Oh well.

waiiiit... my ring is going to turn into a pencil?! score!!

Reading this after having been in a 10 year relationship turned marriage turned flaming bag of cheater poo - even if you do everything right and you find someone it still might not stick. That feeling when you think you’re past all the nonsense and bs and you land right back at square one 10 years later is…

what does that do?

I’m so sorry you lost your twin. It must be tough each year.

the rabbit cecum looks like a carrot. ^_^

I bet the Lorax is super pissed right now.

I am very picky about my hoodies. Like lululemon effed up their classic by making it too thick, the hood has to be super deep to accommodate whatever hair I got under it and for “the look.” Too small hoods on hoodies make me cry (talmbout u uniqlo)

You need more support, a standard yoga bra isn’t going to cut it. Busty and yoga can mix well.

Chantelle can be found for some good deals in Century 21. Otherwise full price Prima Donna is my fav (they make swimsuits too).

Probiotics can make your poop stink less. if you really want no-smell poo you can take this stuff called Devrom that people with ostomy bags use. It has bismuth subgallate in it and it definitely tones it all down but then you’ve got to keep up with it.

landmine bear fight? wth it sounds fun and dangerous.