mnemesis
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mnemesis

I’m so sorry it happened to you. Hopefully you wont feel that way with more time, but to be honest there may always be a little corner of your mind that does.

I hate her victim blaming nonsense. like “don’t put yourself in the situation,” is the solution to everything. As my daddy used to say, “if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it landed.” You can’t pre-think something stupid like that is going to happen, nor should you have to be ever vigilant even if

It might be bad that I didn’t know he was still alive.

Turkey is gross. The texture gets me.

First thought: ba-fucking-what? who does this?!!!

I do love a macadamia nut though, toasted.

Preach. As if having two almost back to back (second pregnancy was a “hey didn’t expect this to happen”) in the first more than half of the year wasn’t bad enough: finding out all the sneaky shit my husband was doing while I was taking progesterone suppositories every day to keep our second almost-baby was just...

+1 for the Firm Biz reference

I am here for this. Like Sabrina meets Supernatural or what? Can she have the white-blonde hair from the comics too?

waiiiit... is this a remake of the Maya the Bee on Nickelodeon back in the 90s? Why did they even...? smh

The silver moon-something one is beautiful and subtle. It, unfortunately, just makes my skin look ashy. Trophy wife is too much. I’ve been eyeing the Kevyn Aucoin ones or whatver @namvo uses.

I didn’t think they ever went away... not from the stories I hear from my friends.

Not so sure about that. I enjoyed my time at the one I attended, but when I did a “let’s fly all the prospective poc engineering students in and sell them” thing at Cornell before I chose a college it gave me baaad juju vibes. Too remote, too much Greek life (almost like you had to be in one to survive because what

This show was my Netflix guilty pleasure and removed enough from my HS years in this type of environment not to get in my feelings about any of it.

be-littling though, come onnnnnnnn.... lol

I think we should leave that questionable processed food delicacy of the gods/devils out of this. #mcribdidnoharm #whyhasntitcomebackthough #memorybetterthantherealthing #traderjoeshasagoodvegetarianversion

and they’re always good people who just make mistakes by tripping, falling and landing in/on someone else.

Is Lady Sov as bad as Iggy with the media? I haven’t heard a song from her in ages.

Women are the most disgusting bathroom users in my office. I normally make friends with all the facilities people in the office and they have stories. I have first hand experience of someone essentially playing loaded tampon rodeo in a stall some time before I got there.

Oh, how I love achewood.