I went to HS on the UES. Guess where you can still be called the N word by a child on a short-bus full of first to third graders when you’re walking back from your lunch break? Same dame place. They learn that shit from their parents.

She’s giving me Lori Petty in Tank Girl teas with the hair/makeup combo.

So, like, it’s the way he’s going about it that’s foul. He was in a monogamous relationship and now wants to open it up but, according to MVP, this is the first she’s heard that he’s not been happy for 2 years. If he went into it being like, “hey I’m poly, let’s do the damn thing,” before the 4 years I’d be much more…

right like all of this. “how dare she not be humble, she c(sho)uld be in my shoes some day!”

Your name, it fits. *raises glass* I agree.

also be glad you didn’t marry him before he pulled this. and get tested for stds in case he got a head start.

omg! this is perfect.

You can sit down on the sides near the back. they even have some weirdo plastic covering over the stone part to protect it from butts.

newborn aunty-nephew baby? meh

I was JUST going to say this. Like WTFDHDJFHDJHF hound... the first one where he knocked the jaw off was funny but damn.

I woulda called her an uber.

The hell is this nonsense? And, knowing me, I’d scratch my cornea with the charm after blearily groping for it after a face wash.

Yeah, no, not siding with cheaty mccheaterpants. People fish for ______ for so many other things, I’m ok with someone using that “disappears in a few hours, but someone’s gonna screenshot it and it will live in infamy” feature of Instagram for this if they’ve used it for everything else.

I totally get this. And as much as having the person you thought loved you for years cheating on you makes you want to go scorched earth, do you really want to have FB remind you in 5-10 years of the day you went nuclear in front of the “world?” Nah.

oh the one that has the meadery in BK? Welp, I didn’t need to be drinking more sweet stuff anyway.

You know what else is great and a Prince semi tribute item? Plum Rain by Lush. The smell of that bodywash just makes me happy.

evil eye aggression

I sit and wait for certain people on my FB timeline to go there.

hol’ up I ain’t playin’ with you meatball!

The price is on the can, though.