wait... who does this shit? like forget about her movie texting snafu for a minute.. THIS shit right here is the crazypants. What kind of entitled rage trip do you have to be on to do this to complete strangers over a first date at the movies?

Ok so masque vivant smells like a fizzy yeast orgy (add baking soda and use the p50 beforehand for extra oompf) and lotion p50 is super vinegary. Lotion p50 1970 has phenol in it and it smells a little like burnt rubber. I approve, though I haven’t use any of them in a while as I work through some new! shiny! things…

noooo.... not Maya Angelou =( sorry to hear that

Reminds me of MIA’s Bad Girls.

PrimaDonna bras, one of the few pretty brands in wtfwhydoesmybackhurt cup sizes that actually look good The underwire doesn’t dig into my armpit/sternum while still having the cups fill out all the way (looking at you, Chantelle, *side-eye*) Also the straps aren’t stupid huge or too long (looking at you LaPerla) for…

PrimaDonna bras, one of the few pretty brands in wtfwhydoesmybackhurt cup sizes that actually look good The…

I was surprised when I visited Dallas for a little bit. There was a craft cider brewery with funny drawings on the label and an amazing pie shop amidst the candle/art places I’d expect in Austin or a block of Williamsburg.

The only reason why I know the word whip in this context is House of Cards.

They’re too busy posting on ScaryMommy.

Totally get it. but when your at your mom’s place and everything’s out in the livingroom/hall because the fusebox still has one of these in them you really long for that old assed musty store that was a few blocks away:

I would say, proportionally, the black community gets hit harder during recessions, especially on the bounce-back.

I’m used to it now. Grey everywhere but the Root since they got rid of itheedread and theotherthingiwasonthathadladythings

I thought the recruiter thing was ok. Sometimes you gotta put more irons in the fire. If you add “and look for a job,” or, “go to grad school,” during the unemployment thing it sounds sorta normal.

He has a very slap-able face on this book. Idk. Maybe it’s the smirk.

and then the heartburn sets in.

I wish Mary could catch a break in the man department.

orly? good thing I never paid attention to him. that’s kinda foul.

Man I miss Juices and Berries, haven’t used it in a while (like before they changed all their packaging, apparently), smells like liquid smarties! Head Sprung by Herb’n Life is what I have now.

I like your username, that is all.

omg this face they’re making! it’s like Son of Ehrmagerd