Why does it feel like this was done on purpose. Like they can rub it in our face more if Pence was the deciding vote?

As funny as that light thing is, it can’t be real, right? Like... someone knows how to turn on lights? .__.

omg Neopets. bringing it back. I liked that they never died just got excessively hungry because I forgot about them on the regular.

This hashtag is pure gold. Twitter always comes with the best jokes.

ok so how often should we change tempurpedic pillows since they say on the site not to wash them? I do wash the covers though =/

It took me way longer to decipher this headline than it should have.

ugh no one puts their real bag on the floor, maybe like a throwaway duffel, some shopping bags or the occasional sports kit. The things those floors have seen. It’s been a week since my last subway poop sighting.

There are multiple forums/blogs that focus on curly hair (I haven’t had to look in a while so my list might be old since I’m becoming an old):

loyal to a fault.... yep. the world revolves around me doing stuff for other people, though. my gemini might be broken.

Is this look going for yankee doodle dandy or...

he, went through your funds
took them away
placed them in his bank
and had a good day

so this doesn’t happen every day in your office like mine?

Mel B.... no honey. You don’t even say anything at that point.

for real real, not for play play? Now I don’t have to feel bad about not replying on the Root b/c of the FB integration. <3

sometimes JetBlue can be more expensive than a Delta/United/Etc flight to the same place. What bugs me is... how could the few more legroom seats unbalance the whole damn plane?

Strange Days with Angela Basset RF is mmm.

there’s very minimal security.... like occasionally they have someone check the tag in your hand to the bag in your other hand, but that’s it.

you say you don’t want it, again and again
but you don’t, don’t really mean it

ugh the OA was nonsense... best part about it was the cold open.

Ditto... all of it except for the sick part.