Ok, you do that, but the next time you come by you have to do it again because it’s filled up. You spend more time lecturing your parent (who is sick and damned tired of you being a broken record) than actually spending time with them because you want them to be in a safe environment.

co-sign on the armani foundation ever since koh gen do got rid of their darker shades at alcone. *still salty* But I see that you can still order 302 online so *lightly salted*

co-sign on the armani foundation ever since koh gen do got rid of their darker shades at alcone. *still salty* But I…

Um so this is worse than the debate over washcloth/scrubby/loofa/mitten vs hand&soap that I’m imagining in my head after reading this thread.... because obviously if there’s one debate there’s gonna be another.

Naomi: Queen

omg who makes cat cakes? All I see is stuff for dogs around here. ;_;

why do they suck so bad at cats though :(

the last three looks, that blue and gold number in the middle... gorgeous!!! the middle one is my spirit diva.

Is it bad that I thought/hoped it was just some unobservant idiot that didn’t watch where their cigarette/lighter was going? like if I wear anything flowy & flammable here I side eye everyone with the hint of flame #notgonnabeapepsicommercial otherwise, who the fuck sets someone else on fire for no reason?…

wait, they are ex- already? You go on vacation for two weeks... smh

me too, I mean I do read Jalopnik a bit but still.

Do you know that Jollibee does this with better filling... and fried? There’s one in NYC now. Peach-mango is my favorite:

I saw this at the gym this morning: read it through the CC on the lil tv thingie. I was hoping that it was another CC mistype. That said, I was listening to the Spotify Workout Twerkout radio station soo.... anyone else totally disregard the things in music that you wouldn’t want to hear out of an anchor’s mouth?

would you give your 26/27 year old self a C on it?

idc that cat gif was amazing.

Yes and then when I am an old grandma I will be able to say I have “the gout,” like my aunts and uncles spoke about.

You got morphine in the ER? All I got was a container full of contrast liquid to guzzle down on an already bloated stomach accompanied by the soundtrack/smelltrack of an angry person screaming and throwing poop in the room next to me.

Original is where it’s at. I’m all about the cookies dunked in milk till they almost fall apart and then you pop them in your mouth.

I know it’s not a permanent solution but it gives me relief for a few hours:

why is that chocolate not melty, is the donut warm? must know. o.o

Most private schools in Manhattan, Catholic or not, identify as independent and they cost a lot more than that. My catholic elementary school in Queens wasn’t more than like 5-10k or so and less if you gave to the church (80s-90s). My high school was 28k when I went (on scholarship, not $$$), but it’s definitely…